I have decided, after receiving much support from friends and family to continue being a sarcastic asshole, to keep the blog. Thank you!
Disclaimer:
If you like Lady Gaga and Asher Roth having an autotune baby, you're gonna love this!
If you like spoiled white girls, you're gonna love this!
If you enjoy wasting time by reading my blog, you're gonna love this!
If you remember Britney Spears...you may like this.
If you like New Jersey....you get the point.
Today I want to talk about an 'artist' named Ke$ha. Now you would think, with her unique spelling, that she would be a black girl with some pizzaz and spunk and attitude. And you would be correct. Except replace black with outrageously white. It turns out Ke$ha is not only white, but she's got a spoiled bitchy upper-middle-class attitude to go with it! And young white girls everywhere are hypnotized.
The best part may be that it's catchy enough that I hope every fellow hipster will adopt this song as their anthem.
I'll let the music video speak for itself, but I will leave you with these choice lyrics (added benefit if you read them aloud in the whitest 45 year old dad voice possible).
"I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he gettin' too drunk, drunk
We go until they kick us out,
Or the po-lice shut us down..."
-Charles
Ke$ha - Tick Tock
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ReplyDeleteI posted a sweet comment but I dont know where it went. So make one up after looking at this photo